Important things you should know
about your new doormat. Warning: Do not use mat as a projectile. Sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may
cause injury. When using mat follow
directions: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right
foot in and shake it all about. This mat
is not designed to sustain gross weight exceeding 12,000 lbs. If mat begins to smoke, immediately seek
shelter and cover head. Caution: If
coffee spills on mat, assume that it is very hot. This mat is not intended to be used as a
placemat. Small food particles trapped
in fibers may attract rodents and other vermin.
Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets and
heavy machinery. When not in use, mat
should be kept out of reach of children diagnosed with CFED (Compulsive Fiber
Eating Disorder). Do not taunt mat. Failure to comply relieves the makers of this
doormat, Simply Precious Home Décor, and its parent company, High Cotton, Inc.,
of any and all liability.
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